Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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