at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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