we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Every concussion has its silver lining
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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