Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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