I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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