you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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