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im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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