Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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