This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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