please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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