woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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