Buhtt sex?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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