So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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