their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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