I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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