How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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