i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
