I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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