I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
