I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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