I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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