I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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