kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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