I want to have your abortion
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Shame - the story of my life.
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