Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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