What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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