I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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