nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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