He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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