Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Your penis caused this!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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