I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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