waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
that is very illegal...i love you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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