Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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