Just fell off a train. Bad.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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