You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
