You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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