I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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