I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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