she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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