I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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