I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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