Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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