She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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