i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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