Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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