He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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