i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Randomize
