i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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