I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Randomize
