Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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