hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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