It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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