lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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