Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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