just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Randomize
